July 2012
styleswhore:
willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million
i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
windows98:
a girl approaches you urging you to “follow for grunge” as you keep walking more & ignore her commands, more crowds of girls with colored hair & nirvana shirts come closer to you chanting out “follow for grunge, follow” you try to run but they take you by the arms & drag you into their “grunge wonderland”
circletines:
idk insane clown posse’s music isnt that bad, its juggaso-so because the beats are pretty good but violent j’s raps dont really have juggaflow, but i kind of like it now. it just juggagoes to juggashow that sometimes things you dont like may juggagrow on you.
me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries
snorlaxatives:
my favorite character from lilo and stitch was ruben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
theyellowbrickroad:
when you ask someone what they want to eat and they say “anything” its really frustrating do you want me to get you a plate with spikes and oil will you eat that
emiixlouu:
where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
china probably walked in thinking wow we made everything in this room
adore1d:
I want the queen to say “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favour” then lock everyone in the arena
generationofeyebrows:
britain has rounded up the countries in one place
time to reestablish the empire
nataliatufail:
My friend from germany made a twitter and I literally cry at all of his tweets
