February 2012
memewhore:
fffcuk:
if a girl bangs 5 guys in a year, she’s a slut. but if a guy does it, he’s gay. yeah definitely gay.
January 2012
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
if the Canadian SOPA gets passed:
police man: excuse me but you are under arrest for downloading music
person: oh I'm sorry
police man: it's alright just do better next time, have a good day
person: you too
