April 2011
Prince William woke up this morning like
When someone who weigh less than you says they're...
fatregina:
Then what am I, fucking Jupiter?
If vegetable-oil came from vegetables, and...
funnyposts:
Where did baby-oil come from?
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you, blahblah are...
When it's your friend's turn to do the...
jaayrice:
You’re just sitting there trying to make them laugh like:
Anonymous asked: Hey taylor, may I lick your pussy? You look so delicious. I want to kiss you and fuck you. I won't hurt you. Just want to you to taste some pleasure from me. I want you to suck my cock and swallow my semen. :D I think it would be fun to lick your nipples too. Haha. I fucking love you! NO. I love fucking you! :D
-Anon.
P.S. can you give me your email address? :*
-Anon.
P.S. can you give me your email address? :*
Anonymous asked: Hi Taylor, what's your e-mail?